No sign roundup because I just moved and spent my morning hooking up equipment.

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

I reallllllly hope their looming legal problems cut into their advertising budgets.

does she realize that she should pull her pants down first?

Your definition of “clever enough” is different from mine.

I am so glad my state (WA) outlaws daily fantasy, because the only thing more insufferable than a dipshit 12 on Sunday would be a dipshit 12 who had nothing but Seahawks on his Draftkings team.

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

Good Kinja.

Let me guess. Your wife does the laundry. Right? I ask because of this:

I’m not even a VW owner and think this person can go fuck themselves. Seriously just because VW duped consumers doesn’t mean the consumers are suddenly the bad guys too- and for the love of *insert deity* DON’T MAKE THEM OUT TO BE BAD GUYS they’re victims.

Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

Yes

God, what a surprise that one of the biggest advocates of the charter school scam is such a terrible scumbag in other ways as well. Jesus, there are few things in politics these days that make me more enraged than the going along with running the public school system into the ground, claiming “see, they don’t work!”…

Did the photographer strap a GoPro to his dick or what?

You mean this guy?

“Maybe it’s just an unwritten rule.” Great, let’s make football more like baseball. We should check with Brian McCann to get final judgement on this.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…

You buried the lede, Barry. There are several Marlins fans?