If I was part of that ref crew I would just walk and refuse to work anymore that tournament. What kind of bullshit is that?

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

I WAS ASKING WADE

Here’s a great rule of thumb to live by online - if a service is free, you aren’t the customer, you are the product. Only use free services if you are fine with that service selling everything it knows about you to anyone willing to pay them.

The “outraged” people are pretty funny though. It’s 2017 for crying out loud.

Okay, but just so we’re clear, a Tesla is definitely a real unit of measure.

This is my favourite excerpt.

I call that color “Tweaker Blue”. By the time 2004 rolled around those cars were all “owned” by tweakers.

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

Ashley Feinberg is a national fucking treasure.

Yet you liked it enough to click on it and leave a comment.

No, it’s the actual name of a real shitty band.

If Twitter boots Trump, he’ll just join Gab.ai and then we’re really screwed.

Your 6 year old showered when they were 2? My daughter still freaks out when I pour water on her head.

Ok, there’s no way that June Thunderstorm op-ed isn’t some sort of elaborate performance art piece. I refuse to believe these are the opinions of a real person. “June Thunderstorm” is clearly an amalgam of fifty different flavors of insufferable college student combined by computer into a gestalt entity intended to…

Energy = Oil!

So for Department of the Interior, he’s likely to tab Ethan Allen?

The point isn’t necessarily that Rick Perry is unqualified—he is unqualified (for this and pretty much any other line of work more demanding than filling soft drink cups at a multiplex snack counter), but the appointment of unqualified party hacks to cabinet positions is just about the oldest tradition in American…

“Challenge accepted”