Brennan and Dale in Stepbrothers are the finest movie siblings.

I call that color “Tweaker Blue”. By the time 2004 rolled around those cars were all “owned” by tweakers.

If Twitter boots Trump, he’ll just join Gab.ai and then we’re really screwed.

Buy them furniture?

“All we have to do at Tuesday’s wild-card game between the Blue Jays and Baltimore Orioles is show gratitude by standing for our national anthems.”

Have any white players stood in solidarity?

You should take this story down, it’s the opposite of news, you’ve been coopted by a lawyer’s PR firm.

All asshat, no cattle.

Not sure I understand the connection between college athletes getting passing grades and a functioning faculty. I thought the boosters were in charge of that.

Maybe he is very superstitious and thinks if he does everything the same The Royals will win the World Series again this year.

students who were members of Colonial, his eating club

Crapstacks Bazingas is his official Gawker name. I forget which of these geniuses coined it, but it's the one true name.

“saved a shart”?

So, multiples of 5, then.

Your definition of “clever enough” is different from mine.

“I’d pull a full Ricky Williams trade to have London here domestically.”

You’ve forgotten that Sarah will die in childbirth.

In The Hangover, the solution to this problem was “Black Doug.”

Help me out. Is shitting your dick

Why oh why didn’t they file in Massachusetts?? You think a) the court wouldn’t take the case and b) Judge Johnny from Burger King (h/t Keith Foulke) wouldn’t find in favor of Brady?