“Bidding” also works there.

Shayanna Jenkins is not impressed.

Looks like a serial killer to me.

Water, lots of lip licking...is Peter King on Ecstacy?

Why does Starbucks pay its baristas? I'm only buying a coffee.

Thanks for busting my bracket, Ley!! I should have picked based on mascots like I usually do. Dragon>Cyclone.

Oh, that's a G. I thought it was the balls of a cock and balls. But nope, it's a G.

Hard to believe Jimmy Haslem would do something to take advantage of his business partners...

And let's not forget Wilson burning two very valuable time outs on the drive. If they had even one of those still available at the end they wouldn't have called a play that stops the clock.

Yaaaaaaas! Fourth from the left. Also I think my brother received the second from left. When you're five everything looks bigger than it is.

My dad bought my brother one when he was visiting Japan. I was so jealous!! I got a smaller, shittier robot that couldn't hold a candle to the Omnibot.

Wait a sec. I read all of the New Yorker except the fiction. I'm pretty sure I just got dissed, but I'm not sure how. Which makes me feel totally sure I got dissed. Will, can you explain that part?

I'm guessing the 2.5% represents the fruit juice content of The Strong. Either that, or arsenic.

The power of Christ compels you...to order a side of guac!

That advertisement is the only time in recorded history that Colt was poured into a drinking glass.

The only thing surprising in this story is that there's someone in Texas who is "not a football fan."

I had a similar experience. The first two characters for me were 12, which has nothing to do with any password I've ever used. I don't even use 1234 etc as a dummy password. Weird.

Barry, you're the Kenny Bania of suspensions. The 1-play, cancelled game still counts as a game.

Anyone else feel uncomfortable just looking at this uni? Ethiopian Clowns, eh?