“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Wait, I thought she was gonna make three points? Why did she stop at two?

OH GOD YOU GUYS, I THINK ISIS GOT HER!

Isn’t the more apt conclusion - “any institution that is left to self-police itself, won’t?”

You actually completely misquoted your own quote. Yes, being in the top 30% is “one of the better” as quoted, as opposed to your “one of the best” statement that came “out of left field.”

When keepin it real goes wrong...

I mean, if we’re going to parse it to this degree, most people don’t use ‘grounds’ in a legal sense, more more in the sense of what is righteous.

Hahahahaha! That’s funny.

Very refreshing. Candid and forthright, and simultaneously encouraging and firm, without any trace of cruelty. I am temperamentally inclined to hate management/ownership, but honestly, this letter is so much better than 99.99% of the crap that dribbles out of HR offices across the country nowadays, and which largely…

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.

WHY YOUR COURT SUCKS 2015: U.S. District Court of Minnesota

A politician listened to the majority of voters instead of special interests.

Sorry we weren’t interested in being scammed, USOC. Maybe you’ll have better luck stealing money and land from Los Angeles?

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

I was listening at the time, and he went on to say (prior to the clip being cut above) that the Dominican Republic - and baseball as a whole - doesn’t present a history of educational achievement that we or other sports are maybe used to. This was how he led into his theory that baseball is more about instinct and…

It’s totally weird. Goodell has the sole decision here, and teams in direct competition with the Patriots are telling him to drop the hammer on Brady. Also they’re his bosses.

The $2 million is to ensure that the bids are competitive and valid.

Don’t even start to fucking tell me Family Feud is scripted. That’s horseshit.

I want this as my ringtone.

As a recent dad, I hope that kid’s okay.