“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

So what happens if you wear the ring with a pair of sweatpants? Do the conflicting maintenance-level-indicators create a rip in the time-space continuum, negating the need for steady employment?

That's where I thought it was going as well. That or potential pregnancy soon. So offensive.

Is it bad that I was expecting his reasoning to be that it meant no one in the office could hit on her? And that I’m only marginally relieved (but a great deal more offended) that it was “hur dur, the other women will be jealous and wrathful”?

I don’t see much of a difference between Jenner saying “their anti-LGBTQ policy hurts me but I like their economic policy,” and some unemployed guy saying “their anti-welfare policy hurts me but I like their anti-immigrant policy.” YMMV.

But she is brave & beautiful! BRAVE & BEAUTIFUL!!!! Does that mean nothing anymore? And a terrible driver, so you’d think most Americans could at least relate to that.

Mr Eastwood can’t follow his own advice: A man’s gotta know his limitations.

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Recommended replacement:

pretty sure this is the donald...

*Italian chef kissing his fingertips*

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

As an inherited item, I don’t often see this touched on in gun debates but imagine in another generation or two how the current run on guns will affect the population. Yikes.

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.

“ whose actions are subject to scrutiny as standard procedure”