That’s what happens if you try to grab a bald eagle by the pussy. It only works on humans.

Clearly the superior bird:

I would like someone to articulate WHY he’s being asked to resign. Because this comment revealed literally nothing new about him.

Feigin revealed his grandiose ambitions to make the Bucks an institution on parallel with the Packers

It’s almost like online polls aren’t worth the paper they aren’t printed on.

*sniff*

He is part of an alien race. What race and where they come from has never been answered. In TPM there a female Jedi of the race as Yoda named, I shit you not, Yaddle. But even Lucas realized that was stupid and Yaddle was never seen again. And everybody just agreed to forget she ever existed.

I believe you forgot the most important one:

FUCKING FINALLY

SEND IN THE DANCING CLONES

Saga by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples. You should be reading it.

As a librarian, this line means a lot.

When I was a kid, we were the ones tasked with building a better mouse trap, scientists had more important stuff to work on.

Im going with Big Trouble in Little China for that one, because I’m old.

I’m getting more kasa-obake than geisha.

He’s gonna dress up as Cyborg for his son’s birthday... or die trying.

DAMN JEWEL

I’ve actually read a lot about why most successful comedians are left-leaning (Jon Stewart, Colbert, Al Franken, The Onion, the entire writing cast of Simpsons, etc. etc.). A lot of it has to do with the fact that liberal-minded people are far more likely to end up with a career in the arts (and comedy/writing…