Kind of like this?

And that’s one of many good reasons you need affirmative action—to counterbalance the enormous advantage that legacy candidates have.

Hahahahahaha good.

The problem is, she’s seen the second half of rom-coms, and figured if she just kept trying, UT would finally see how perfect she is for them!

But even white people get rejected sometimes! Has she never seen the first half of any romcom?

Point of interest from here:

Man, the University of Tokyo is really upping their robotics game. He looks almost human.

You mean your bunk in the medical frigate? :)

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

On the other hand, look how they handled their own narrative in the Matrix sequels.

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

Or Jesse Ventura:

True fact, all villains get their start by being dipped in something terrible.

Tears be gone.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

True, but I'd bet the US still has at least a 2:1 asshole ratio over Canada.

Right? If we are explicitly being told to vote for her because she’s a woman, I think it’s fair for someone to point out that just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she’d be a great President.

We are the team that drinks before noon, right?

Even NPR let this shit slide this morning without bringing up Anthony Kennedy, or even asking how often the situation had come up before. It was ridiculous.