“slammed the veteran entertainer for criticizing aspects of black culture even as he faced allegations that he raped and drugged women over the years.”

The reason why “Black Lives Matter” is a meaningful mantra is the fact that so many people clearly believe the opposite. No one is saying “Black Lives Matter More Than ...,” they’re saying “Black Lives Matter The Same As Every One Else.”

Can you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry fans
Who are pissed to know the Cleveland Browns
Have failed them once again

Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

Finally... a Republican who will fight evil by moonlight.

Just enhance it!

Hold on, what’s the difference between a “jamoke” and a “jabroni”? Is it similar to the “schlemiel/schlimazel” dichotomy?

What about ‘fuckwit’? Is ‘fuckwit’ an acceptable term?

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

I was 10, which means my older sister was 13. I saw her and mom in the bathroom together a lot. And I was all WTF is this about? And more importantly, what am I missing out on?

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.

I think nerds and STEM grads who like the show do it because it gives them a certain comfort because, hey, at least they are way more functional that those nitwits.

Also: no one will understand your “food coma” or “food baby.” Black people get That Itis.

The Prayer. This should only take about 30-45 minutes.

Also, to prove how not racist you are, don’t say you’re voting for Ben Carson. It doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Jive ass turkeys get served regardless of whether it is holiday season, cuffing season, Black History month, whatever. Fools get got.

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.