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Not even Michigan’s worst loss:

the one that happened to my team

I lost it at, “I’ve got some chicken that’ll do” and “I can find the goose! I’ve found geese before, and I can find them again! They congregate near ponds!”

The University of Michigan is in Detroit?

I rewatched the entire series a few weeks ago because I was down in the dumps. It was exactly what I needed. White Jay talking to Donald Glover about his dad Danny Glover hahaha perfection.

Whoo hoo finally!! Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl was my shit

I miss awkward black girl

You CAN enjoy pho! Pho is delicious. Just like, don’t act like it’s some cool new food that you became hip to before everyone else.

Wait, am I not allowed to enjoy pho now? Because I really, really enjoy pho.

Is it not common knowledge that Chuck Berry was more or less the inventor of rock and roll? Or at least the singer of the first real rock n roll song?

That forward grip looks a little dildo-ish.

Houston.

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT

White People,

Michael — This, like the cookout guide, was both informative and fucking hilarious. As someone who was brought up super-Caucasian Catholic, I can’t help but wonder if attending a predominantly black church might have kept me from slipping into agnosticism.

“Hey, parents who lost kids to guns, and you other communists who care about that, what you don’t understand is that your kid’s death was something that happened to YOU, while the possibility of me losing my gun is something that would happen to ME. So. Big difference.”