PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

I’m pretty sure that their whole “we need children” thing is subconscious racism. If they bothered to pay attention they would see that the population of the country is growing. But here’s the hitch that bothers them, even though they would never admit it: It’s minorities that are having the most children. For the…

“The sustainability of the regime.”

Not only that (and I haven’t read the report so I may be blowing smoke), but most states have huge privatized jails and prisons that have a minimum daily capacity that they must use or they’ll be paying for empty beds. Under that old saw “waste not want not” many municipalities have taken to throwing minimal…

When my BF orders two fingers of scotch, he likes to hold out his index finger and his pinkie. He would have been happy with the result in this story, even if it was the wrong liquor.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

For those people who don’t have an encyclopedic memory of BCO stories, here’s Dustin Hucks’ breadstick story.

The Subway trainee sounds like she has a bright career ahead of her in adult films if the sandwich gig doesn’t work out.

Obligatory for Jenna’s:

My first job was at a restaurant where all the employees were kids from my high school. I was the dishwasher. We still employed the three sink system, meaning I was adequately shackled with the proper “Work is Hard and It Sucks, But Goldurnit it Was Much Harder In MY DAY” attitude that has helped me successfully and…

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter.

Seriously, where the fuck does euchre come from? Is it largely the Midwest? I haven’t figured out a regional center for it. I grew up in upstate NY, and we played... But only a few of my friends. None of my family, and very few other kids at school knew the game. And the people I’ve met as an adult who play are such a…

I grew up playing spades but am now forced to play ‘euchre’ thanks to my wife’s midwest childhood.

Wow...
“- Deporting people born in the United States because their parents were not born in the United States
- Deporting thousands of people per day until the United States is entirely emptied of non-citizens”
Similar things are said by the NPD here in Germany. And they are nothing else then a Neo-Nazi Organisation. Yes…

Ironic that the debate took place at the Reagan library because Reagan (aka “Republican Jesus”) would not have a chance in today’s Rep Party. He raised taxes several times, supported amnesty for immigrants, doubled the deficit, and signed a gun control bill into law.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

My husband and I toured the Paris Catacombs. It was one of the pivotal experiences in my life - I emerged with a profound acceptance of my own mortality, along with some insight into the darker side of human nature. While we were in there, we saw a woman (an American, sunnysunny-blond, moneyed, extremely entitled) pry…

I have no memory of this, but apparently I once ran up to the altar and made off with the communion bread when I was really young.