Who are these people who are so fucking blatant about the fact that they’re racist, sexist pieces of shit?

...a photo of a woman with a black eye, and the tagline, “Domestic violence. Because sometimes, you have to tell her more than once.”

So she believes in free rent for herself, but charges rent to others (even though she “doesn’t need the money”)

#i’mabetterlocalvorethanyou

What would make you think that? Is it the borderline obsession with her underlying the whole scheme, the obvious megalomania, and a desire to remove his entire family from any kind of government oversight?

You could go game of thrones, kill him and force his daughter marry a male relative securing both your dominion over North Sudan and his home in VA.

I feel like I want to crowdfund an army and go take over his Virginia home, overthrowing him and his heir. Nothing bloody; we’d just strong-arm them into the street, change the locks, and let them watch me making myself at home: watching Netflix on their flat-screen, eating their food, etc.

Worse: Not what you buy for your child. What you buy for your GIRL child.

Bet he’s all hat no cattle.

Wrong kind of Christians. Doesn’t apply to them.

Only if it’s the first war in history in which the invader is trying to give land back.

Where in the world is Mexico!?!?!?!?!!?

The measure [bill 623] would make it illegal for any state or local official to issue a marriage license to a same-sex couple.

This kid:

It’s in such a continuous loop that Fred will never get off that dinosaur. He’s in hell right now.

that would TOTALLY rock!

Imagine if the boys should show up to prom with backless tuxes and cutouts in protest?

...I think I need to get some Bulgarian friends.

Unsurprisingly, Shelton’s dress code rules only apply to female students

Hey friend how about a cocktail recipe that doesn’t require me to go out and buy a bunch of bullshit I’ll never use again like fucking Suze and Maraschino. Maybe like a vodka and Sprite with a twist of who gives a shit.