So now there’s multiple candidates for a direct human ancestor as opposed to one. Neat.

I fully expect this to be an 80’s 90’s Super-Sentai-style spectacle. Normal sized almost naked people with creepy titan make-up stomping around cities and towns made of cardboard and little motorized human puppets swinging around them. Children can be smaller titans. Adults can be the big 15 m types. Cuts to actors…

Other countries would notice. Especially China, which has been investing billions into developing African infrastructure. There are a LOT of untapped natural resources in Africa.

Well, that and centuries of overfishing without any sort of regulation or monitoring (in the atlantic at least) and a giant dead zone in the Gulf from all the fertilizer runoff carried by the Mississippi.

We also kinda smell like worms when it rains. But our beer is amazing!

Missed a perfect opportunity for a "Stop hitting yourself" joke with Senator Cotton.

'Merka!

I know many a girl who grew up swooning over Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

Does anyone have a plausible theory of why they named this girl Gratuity AKA Tipping? Like, is she viewed as an often maligned yet necessary thing because of overarching flaws in the system?

Can you please stop flexing your pecs?!

What are the over under odds that Ari Millen gets an Emmy nod and Tatiana gets snubbed again?

But I like Miami.

Nope. Never took AP History. Did get 5s on AP Bio and Calc though. That historical tidbit I got from Indian Givers: How The Indians of the Americas Transformed the World. Highly recommend

"...makes you wonder if we should sell off that entire state for a can of red kidney beans."

Considering the entire state was originally supposed to be reserved for all the Native Americans who got kicked out of their land elsewhere in the US before the government reneged yet again on that promise, I say, yeah. Give it…

FLOTUS: You know your being here doesn't disprove Kanye, right?

Does the magic involve down, down forward, forward, then punch?

Michigander here. We have specific terms for people depending on which peninsula you're from. Hail from the Upper Peninsula? You're a Yooper. To Yoopers, everyone in the Lower Peninsula is a troll b/c they live below the Mackinac Bridge. Also, we tend to turn store names into possessives for no reason. Meijer is…

Archer may not have invented the turtleneck, but he was the FIRST to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. Now Bond is one of like, a jillion gay little copy cats.

World's largest (lengthwise) strawberry: 3 inches
World's heaviest strawberry: 8.14 ounces (half a pound)

Nothing covered in feathers is terrifying. Except Cassowarys.