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This is a phenomenal game that I wish everyone could play if only it would come to all platforms. The controls are tight, interwoven areas are great for exploration, and the art style and world building make for an amazing universe. Also the soundtrack just nails it in every way. I 100% finished the other night and…

I found each area small and unique enough that I didn’t have too much trouble keeping track of things in my head. It made going back through them with the new abilities like exploring for the first time.

I really assumed it was going to be dirtier than what it ended up being.

Well I’m sexually attracted to tacos, so there.

I really enjoyed the demo but it took me a while to get over the weird controller acceleration when aiming, if you choose to play that way. You do really get to feel like a badass, but honestly I’m now realizing I had nearly as much time into playing the demo a few times as the whole length of the game. This may stay…

Nice ad placement. The side banners are the “BUY NOW” variety, which is some good irony.

It took me a minute to identify what made that footage feel so much better, and I think it really all came down to a sense of weight and momentum. It also helped that the characters all felt really expressive in their movements.

The biggest thing I learned for myself in the first hours was just to not worry about dying or looking dumb, but just to test the limits of everything. See how far you can fall and roll, try to whip everything, try to grapple everything. Try and just chill in a room with the guardian who’s chasing you and learn how…

You can easily finish get a relic from the first temple in 15 minutes so there’s not much of a time commitment to it. The further you go takes longer, but it’s not an hours long thing by any stretch. Plus it’s nice that you can easily leave it paused for 30 minutes since it’s asynchronous multiplayer. Once you’re in,…

Oh dang, I thought it was on Switch already.

Corrected that for you, since this is one of dumbest sequel naming schemes I’ve come across outside of Xbox headquarters.

““I would have to follow up with you on that one, Mr. Gohmert,” Eberlien replied, grinning, after a dead silence.”

They are way too patient with the willfully stupid. I would’ve wanted to say something to the effect of, “I would continue to remind everyone to not waste the time of this committee if you have nothing cons…

To the same point, how does one get a 4 year pharmacology or biological science degree and not understand how DNA does and doesn’t work? I took one biology class in high school and one in college for a completely non-medical degree and I know better than he does.

Now that plane(joke) went right over your head.

You did an amazing job getting through that whole thing without even implying that it would be used for nudes.

Did it help that for a full year we got everything delivered?

Ikenfell has been taking most of my time lately and I’m thinking this weekend could be just enough time to wrap it up. The music is awesome, 16 bit graphics are cool, the battle system is unique-ish, and the save points are cats! I like that the battles use a grid based positional system that also uses timing to…

The wife and I enjoyed the remade She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, so I’m interested in seeing what Netflix can do with other IPs. That said I’m weirdly bothered by the top picture in the article, because the light on the sword is going exactly the opposite direction that on the character. I know, I know, it’s a…

This was my first time finding out anything about the movie but now it’s all I want to see. It just looks absolutely bonkers in all the right ways.