Tim Gunn is my co-pilot.

I know how you feel. Tater makes fun of me for being a large all the time.

Seriously Camille? I mean why even put something that ignorant out into the ether? The Nazis were a group of vile, world conquering racists who sought to systematically wipe out whole races and orientations of people.

I always wondered if that was a hard thing about being a veterinarian—having to resist the urge to kiss the animals.

‘Good luck with... all of this’ is going to be my new way to gently detach from internet crazies.

Pedastoolia is such a terrible, dirty crime.

Hi Meggusta!

This is good kinja.

Your kids are cute and watching everyone on Jezebel flip out is priceless. Totally worth the $10 I sent you.

Thank you, I’ll do that. And thank you again for understanding, it’s embarrassing explaining to your nine yr old your crying because people are being mean to you on the Internet. Jebus I do have to get it together, gotta stop crying lol

Geez, don’t be such a left breast, Tina.

Needs more fake blood and someone screaming at someone’s ass for no apparent reason while dressed like a pink rabbit.

You mentioned a dog and used animal emojis! What else was I supposed to think? Calm the fuck down Felicia.

*laugh* Outstanding. You are a piece of work. Welp, good luck with all that.

Oh, well, with such a winning personality I’m sure to give you money now. *eye roll*

I don’t think the comment section on Jezebel is the place to ask for donations for anything.

I know! I need a Millihelen Deep Cuts on black armbands now.

I’d even back up over him to do it again.

didn’t make a proclamation, merely stated my opinion. i, like people, do not have insight to the facts.