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I think Cardi B isn’t saying that she isn’t a feminist, because right after disavowing that word, she defines what feminism means to her and what kind of a feminist she is, and it is a definition that is pretty much right. If you parse her words, you can tell she’s saying that she isn’t a White Feminist - there is a

No, you got that all wrong. “Limbs” is the like the white people version of “drank.” Instead of codeine cough syrup and soda, it’s a Ludens cough drop (cherry, if you can score it, or lemon) dissolved in a Michelob Ultra and some Tab.

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

You are such a creep.

I love how you can tie literally every gun crime to the “gun nuts”, even in other countries with different laws and cultures.

Some people see a tragedy and think, “How can I help?”

JFC, do you have to post this stupid fucking meme on every fucking shooting story. Show some goddamn compassion and just stop with this bullshit. This goes beyond “gun nuts”. If you haven’t been paying attention, there is serious shit going on with the Muslim community. This is not the time.

Jfc how are those our choices? I want to die.

Thank you Esmeralda, I am literally snorting with laughter at your sock-spider exchange rate.

There should be a “vagina euphamism a day” calendar because I am so sad I’ve lived 34 years without hearing this one.

Okay, THANK YOU. Setting aside the gross fucking fact of sexting a high school sophomore, what woman wants to hear about her pussy being busted? I dated a guy once whose sexting game consisted of telling me how he was going to “pound [me] until [I] screamed”and I was all “...not sexy, man.” In person, he was decent in

Not only that but I had to read the daily mail car wreck where they had like 60 screenshots. He didn’t just say he’d make her “limp for a week” he said “leak and limp for a week.” I mean, what a disgusting image!

Query: “I would bust that pussy.”

From the post:

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

why WOULDNT someone having a mental break/taking lots of drugs tweet that ?

That was my first thought, but then, I wondered - look at all the damaging stuff that he hasn’t sued over. Flinging used condoms at costars. Acting crazy because he’s “method.” Alienating crew. Committing sexual harassment on set.

I stopped watching before ‘Yolanda’. But as a verified sick person, (Yes, way more than one Doc can confirm!) I AM so fucking sick of being doubted and judged. Some days are better than others. Some days I can fake ‘OK’ for a few hours. I sing, I dance. I paint huge walls. I used to be able to do a lot more. Illness

“I heard that one of the girls doesn’t want me back on the show and that’s the way it is, she’s in charge.