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Esmerelda Foofypants
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I know! It’s an embarrassment of embarrassments.

It should not be legal to have Josh Duggar, Bristol Palin, and Rachel Dolezal in the same Dirt Bag. THAT IS TOO MUCH DIRT FOR ONE MEASLY BAG.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I

she’s trying really hard

You get tinselitis.

i really hope one day you find your ideal evan peters

Dude stop. You’re #notallmening except it’s #notallwhitepeopleing. It’s derailing.

When a black woman’s anger is just seen as anger instead of being seen as unreasonable every damn time she’s angry we can call it a “human” issue.

Tone policing black women is pretty damn white, and if you don’t want to be lumped in with Miley, maybe don’t engage in it yourself?

im actually personally offended that tate is #2

I might actually believe the Lovato fan story if it was about Ariana Grand.

I want to shoot him in the back of the head with a “Wut Cannon”

SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.

IM FOURTEEN AT LEAST