I’m so happy for his success. I’m Twitter friends with him and he is a sharp wit. Friendly, helpful and just an all around awesome guy. Everyone should check out his work, it’s excellent.

This fucker’s kids strangle puppies for kicks. His sole redeeming characteristic is his mortality.

350 chlamydias per phone.

Yeah, there was no way we could have seen that disaster ahead of time. I think we are getting to the breaking point with these types of shows. They keep dumbing it down and producing crappier stuff than the year before. Eventually the audience won’t produce the needed numbers to continue to air this dreck.

This reminds me of the shade that my mom’s sorority pal pulled on my sister and I. Obvs, this lady knew us before we’re born, and still had us pegged in her mind as my sister, the cute chubby baby, and me, the skinny unappealing looking little kid. As we got older my sister grew out of her toddler chub and after being…

It’s more than a little horrifying when you realize these comments are mostly from adult women who are pregnant with other human beings. . . and aren’t even passingly aware of how the stages of fetal development work. THAT shows how bad our sex ed is in this country. These women actually seem to think sperm meets egg…

ew, they don’t know about freeze and smile yet?? gtfo of my belly if you cant snap a dec selfie

I have the name “Elliott” tattooed on my arm after my cat who passed away who I named after Elliott Smith.

Ok, then. Which part of my interpretation of your words was incorrect? Do you actually dislike trans people? Are you not questioning our treatment? Because those are the only “assumptions” I’ve made here.

IT KNOWS WHAT IT DID

It’s not at all, this man has never lived in a fire-prone area except I suppose his pants

So basically someone DIDN’T hurt anyone with a shoe bomb fourteen years ago and now we have to take off our shoes at the airport but literally tens of thousands of men, women, and children (including first graders in their school - a pile of bullet-riddled six-year-olds who still believed in Santa Claus) have been…

I’ll be honest with you, Brooke, some white guys called me a nigger bitch and told me the non-consensual things they wanted to do to me.

Problem is, I’m also a guy. We’re straying into Mutually Assured Destruction territory.

Damn I must have missed the election at the AGM of penis havers where he was elected our spokesmen.

The insufferability of fans of the show was the biggest factor in me never taking an interest. I get it fans, you’re fans, you wanna talk about it, but leave me the fuck alone for 5 goddamn minutes about it.

if...if im ever on stage and my left tit pops out, plz don’t react this way. even if you think this is fair game, this is honestly def on my top ten list for worst things to ever possibly happen to me.

Everyone, let this show go. Community had an interesting premise, a great and diverse cast, and a very different writing style. They had a season or two that were....interesting and possibly good.