I agree. Can we start replacing him with something equally as detestable? Are there any pictures of Jordan Sargent nearby?!

I don’t know that it’s entirely irrelevant though. I’ve noticed Pinkham being pretty dickish at commenters he doesn’t agree with, especially when they’re calling him on some bullshit, and I think it speaks to the overall tone and direction the more recent cohorts of GM writers have been taking. Deeply tangential, yes.…

There’s some stuff that’s more current - I would read all the comments. But, yeah, still off-topic here at the moment. YW of course, hey, anytime I can help with a request for information!

I feel like this post may be somewhat drink-influenced.

Dude. This lady is selling mementos made of breast milk, umbilical cords, and pet “cremains” (ugh.) Has anyone checked her basement for piles of dead bodies lately? I’m not saying she has to be a serial killer. All’s I’m saying is it would be stupid not to check.

Past participants for the Women Who Kick Ass panel have included Katey Sagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany and Maggie Q.

Nobody cares about your boner

Do you think the cat put the sign up? I bet he did. And then he hid and now everyone that goes back there lives in constant fear that the professor will strike with no warning.

Are you saying this is not the correct way to tell someone I like them?

She is posting all over about this and conflating GOMI with CLT, complaining that no one ever just said it to her face, and when someone comes to correct her and say it to her face, it’s stalking? Okay. How dismissive and denigrating to people who have been stalked on kinja. It is not stalking to reply to someone when…

I’m responding to this—thanks to a tip off!—only because I’m curious how this has reconstructed itself in your mind. Let me assure you, I have no particular interest in you and don’t wish in any way to see you upset over this. People have been referring to two posts ‘about’ you on CLT. I am only aware of one post I…

Look I know it must SUCK to find out people don’t like you, but CLT is not GOMI. You came up on CLT because you were part of two ridiculous threads on Tracy Moore pieces - she’s the main target of those and you were part of the general madness, they don’t follow you with interest or anything. That’s a seriously unfair…

Stop subtweeting adultosaur

How quickly Marc Jacob’s proffered whoopie cakes are erased from the public memory.

Thank you. : ) I’m just one hundred monkeys in a room with one hundred typewriters. Or at least I smell like it.

Not even after my internal organs are bruised from never-ending LMAOs.

Man, my dad is like this. I don’t think I realized it until I was 18, and he’s so charming that most people don’t realize it at all. He’s had fake cancer for the last twenty years and he’s always a “few months away from dying.” Best part was when he claimed his doctor is in another city, despite the fact that he…

“She’s 26 but no one will hire her so we’re sending her back to kindergarten. She needs a nap in the mid afternoon, cries when she colors outside the lines, still eats paste and still pronounces her favorite meal as ‘bisgetty.’ From 8:00am to 2:00pm she’s your problem. Bye!”

Actually, pathological lying is caused by a chemical imbalance in the womb. Recent studies have shown a link between excessive consumption of caramel food coloring during pregnancy, and a predisposition to compulsive lying in children. Mothers exposed to the motion of helicopter blades in the first trimester are also…

Hey that’s not very nice. It takes a lot of knowledge to be this cunty.