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I never though 5 words could be so loaded with creep and ew.

Everything about this sentence is wrong except for the word “you”.

OMG. The “today” is killing me.

Next thing you know- Tyra won’t be owing anyone any bandwidth.

SHE IS NOT BLACK. IT WILL JUST BE REGULAR OLD BLACKFACE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SHE IS DOING. Seriously. You just typed “acceptable blackface”. And you also commented on how we need to have empathy for this woman. You have some soul searching to do.

My favorite part is when the white guy looks at her with a “let’s not” look as if she gives a fuck about what he thinks. Then, he turns back to Don when he realizes she doesn’t and that all the moral authority he thought he had is useless.

Has your account been hacked? Do you know that you are quitting tomorrow and just want to burn this shit to the ground? Why on Earth would any reasonable, professional person respond to their audience this way?

See: C.A. Pinkham; rakes.

How about you stop body snarking and trivializing the struggles of every single tall woman who has posted in this thread about their eating disorders, body dysmorphia, and experience with bullying as a result of being “giant”?

My favorite part to your thoughtful response was how much time you put into it. Capitalization, punctuation, the whole shebang!

More Rachel Dolezal, yeesh. Look, I apologize if someone else has made this same point but could someone explain to me how she’s any different from Caitlyn Jenner?

This show isn’t even trashy fun. It’s just stressful to watch.

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

Right? Because nothing emboldens a shy person like being in an emotionally (and possibly physically) abusive relationship with someone who’s really angry and controlling.

I eat this shit up. I'm currently watching the reunion show. From the get go Ryan was bad news. Dude has a whole sleeve of tattoos but calls her trashy for having one tiny one? He is an asshole and should stay single for the rest of his life.

RIGHT??? “What is black? What are parents? How do we even know we’re awake? That life is not an illusion? To be? Or not to be? To eat the cookies and the pie? To sleep, to die, to cry? To type, too ripe?” Fucking incoherent lying sack of lies.

You are either being really facetious or you worry too much. I probably just wouldn’t invite you to stay if you were gonna fret that much about not having sex for a few days in my house.