More like Fifty Shades of Bronzer

Dude, I do not know what to make of the grey response to Anna’s comment that compares this woman to the transgender struggle. I read it and was like “Is this serious...is this trolling...is this sarcastic...is this supposed to be a joke...is this Rachel Dolezal’s burner account...” Much like Kara, I have many…

I’m black. In the photos above, she looks like black people I’ve known, but I better shut up before my blackness starts getting questioned...

I’m black. In the photos above, she looks like black people I’ve known, but I better shut up before my blackness starts getting questioned...

But will it be as good as “A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World : the Celeste Cunningham Story”?

The wood glue used to affix those carefully-dyed pubes to his skin is certainly high quality.

Coming from a news/gossip blog?

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

I know I’m supposed to revere Bob Dylan, but...really? “Changes the world”? The generation he supposedly spoke for has virtually destroyed the economy and the planet (not to mention continually engaging in pointless wars), and are pretty much comprised of entitled, pushy assholes who scorn every other generation that…

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

C-sections are bad for you. Epidurals can have unintended consequences. Breastfeeding is beneficial.

I don’t know how many more times readers have to tell you Gawker drones this, but don’t fucking write about science. You clearly are waaay too dumb or too lazy to do the research needed to understand it. The very least…

Oh, that’s a fucking lovely turn of phrase. Serious respect, your Empress-ship!

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6307…. Ever since I read this, I can’t watch any reality show without knowing it’s all crap. I mean, you KNOW it’s crap, but the lengths they go to....phew.

its a terrible book (series) but its about a contest for normal girls to “win the heart” of the prince. its set in a different time/place but there are TV cameras and they show the contest as a TV show. http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1050…

Editorial pettiness at its finest. The best part was misspelling Rihanna while claiming to be a “Rhianna site.”

Her Heart Will Go On... Sale So As To Undercut Local Businesses Leaving Whole Cities As Blighted Swaths Of Meth Labs And The Occasional Really-Substandard Tattoo Parlor.

Okay, thank you, because I could not figure out what the hell that thing was. My first thought it was a 3D printer creating a penis. I don’t know why that was my first thought but it was. I have issues.

At least he didn't tell everyone to go get fucked by a rake.