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The NRA fights tooth and nail against mandatory waiting periods for purchasing guns. And those things have been known to, on occasion “terminate the life of a separate, unique, living human being.”

Why does no one ever mention Freeway? It was one of her best.

OT- but Dave Foley was so, so pretty in the 90s

If I had been drinking something when I saw this I would have done a spit take... so fucking funny.

Yes, I’m well aware of who wrote it. Do you know who her managing editor is? Three guesses.

Right: “Im the kind of feminist who writes about feminism professionally but also is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about publicly mocking the crotch care purchases of a notable, annoying woman.”

Oh, boy. Will Beyoncé be the next woman to have her Amazon crotch product purchases listed and “celebrated?” Stay tuned.

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I am laughing so hard right now.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

OK. Well... let’s take it back a few steps?

THE WORLD Should Combat Rape Problem By Hiring First Female Bus Driver confronting the culture of hateful, misogynistic male rapists.”

Oh, White person! Teach us your ways!

That’s a cute collection of words but specific strategies would help better in a less smug way

Please judge and instruct us on how to do this, oh wise non-Indian person! I can safely assume that you aren’t Indian, because no Indian would make such an insultingly simplistic comment about such a sensitive, complicated problem in their own homeland. This kind of ignorance is reserved for outsiders, who must judge,

Since butt hurt Downton Flabby dismissed my comment. I’m gonna re-post it right here.

Like the West has, yeah?

Agreed. The sheer ignorance of white feminism always raises it’s ugly head here, without fail. I called out Downton Flabby on her/his dickish comment above and she/he already dismissed me. Lol. Gotta love when non-Indians know exactly what Indians should be doing and feel the need to denounce and instruct without

I wish I could star this one hundred times over. Someone illegally hacked her email and suddenly we are making fair game of her private life that has nothing to do with whether she green lighted a movie we have collectively decided to love or hate? This is bullshit.

Jezebel is feminist like diet soda is healthy.