This is me, too. I estimate I probably only remember a quarter of the events most people do, if that. I hate interview questions that ask me to ‘tell them about a time when...’ because I just don’t remember. I normally just make something up that follows my personal rules of behavior. Oddly enough, though, I have an…

It’s not because I don’t care, but I just do not remember

THAT. IS. TREMENDOUS. It’s like a cross between a miss america essay question answer and a monologue from Mean Girls

The fact he deleted them and so promptly is the icing on the cake. He knows he's waaay in the wrong and he could have easily squashed the whole thing with a simple post "hey guys I used to be a bigot and sexist but that's not me anymore, I've done some growing since then." But instead he just pulls a scorched earth…

No. No it is not what you said in the this post.
It’s quite a different point than your post. Your post talks about her hiding her true feelings (down-ass-bitch), and working her way up the ladder at Fox by duping them (Erin Gloria Ryan’s point). You never mention how cynically pro- “whatever Kelly’s demographic is”…

If u watch the first 5 seconds of the Rihcaprio video Rihanna is hugging someone and then shoves them out of the way for her cake, like, "get out of my way, there's cake"

I'm very pleased to see this project highlighted on here. Some O Deckers were lucky enough to be beta readers for part of Dreamer. I'm eager for that to find a publisher!

It's too bad you can't just insert a picture of a blood-spatter after that misformatted question. Would be perfect.

The I09'ers (or whoever) aren't writing the stories or even creating the actual monster — Sara is doing that. They submit a request — "I'd like a monster made of strings and ceiling wax and other fancy stuff!" — and she creates something based on that request. She's not toddling off with your short story idea or…

Complaining about an up-and-coming author who's created a community experience for readers that ARE NOT BEING FORCED TO CONTRIBUTE but instead are willingly participating in? Shitty comment.

I'm going to submit an idea for a monster made out of rubber erasers that tracks down and eats shitty comments like yours.

Eeek! Redhead siren monsters kill me every time.

For some reason the image messes with the formatting and I can't figure out how to fix it. Leaving it with the question after the answer because it's worth it for the Murdercorn pic. :-D

Gasp! It's so exciting to see someone I'm internet friends with make it on to io9! Sara is great and get stories are amazing. I love her Monsters project. And, I mean, you can't say no to a murdercorn! (No, really, you can't. They'll murder you. It's right there in the name.)

SHE CAN SEE THE MOON FROM HER HOUSE!

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

If you look closely, she's in her right boot.

Don't think I didn't see you edit and re-edit this post to deal with your hilarious typos, good buddy!