It really sucks that gay male sexuality is still seen as something of a joke, some kind of humiliation or punchline.

Straight woman here. Didn't find this funny at all. Kind of pissed me off to be honest.

Wow, gay hookup apps are full of homosexuals giving voice to all their reptile-brain boner feelings?! INCISIVE COMEDY ALERT.

I have such a huge crush on her. I want us to be best friends and drink martinis together and talk crap about our exes. I would even be willing to hang with Chelsea Handler too if it meant being BFF with JA, and I would greet Chelsea with pursed lips and effusively compliment her shoes because I'm trying not to give…

If I were the kind of guy that named his penis, it would now be named Meat Force One.

Maybe he lives in the shrimp dimension.

Anyone else play the game where when a headline makes you go, "What the...!", you look to see if Mark wrote it?

Its not about not wanting to see it, but I don't like his motives - he always presents anything with this touch of "shock! horror!"...um yeah whatever..

Mark, why do you always seem to post stuff like this? Animal porn?

I didn't even need to look at the byline to know this would be you.

let me understand: your sole purpose as a writer is to write about sex, and this as "scandalous" as possible? Is animal suffering really just some way for you to shock/entertain?

It made me cry, too. I'll add kittens to my list of youtube subjects I can't watch at work because of tearz. This list also includes marching bands, acapella groups, and any rendition of "Let It Go."

She wasn't in the wall. She'd slipped back into her native tenth dimension for further instructions and training, as all cats do from time to time.

Here is an article about hysterical, ignorant Guineans attacking medical workers, thus exacerbating the ebola crisis by attacking health workers:

Do you actually fuck spaghetti?

Nope, definitely not crying at work right now, not at all.

My four year old son tells me all the time about when "he was the mommy" and I grew in his tummy. He tells me I was a difficult baby: "Mama, you cried a lot and I had to feed you. You cried ALL THE TIME." Oddly enough, as a baby, I was severely colicky. He tells me that next time he gets to be the mommy again, and…

Seymour is the least scary name for a ghost I think i've ever heard.

Do you think it's a past life or temporary possession?