Oh, FUCK OFF JOHN MULANEY.

I make a number of unicorn ski masks.

My students decided that I need to be a a "scary math witch" for Halloween. I had a lot of fun designing it and getting the materials. Should be fun!

I really want to see a photo of you as a Murdercorn. Because that is AWESOME.

+1 I just want to star this again.

Adam Levine is a Hypercolor shirt that displeased Jesus and it's punishment is being Adam Levine.

Weren't we all?

It's fun imagining a T-Rex trying to move blocks with their head. Lord knows they can't do anything with their short useless arms.

Oh heavens. I feel you on the Jesus-crazy teenage boyfriends who keep a lid on the crazy at first.

iim sorry my first comment was confusing, I wasn't saying YOUR story wasn't real, I was saying I almost wish dinosaurs built the pyramids for satan because it sounds hilarious and badass. As in, yes I recognise your ex was an idiot and sincerely believed it, and I recognise you know it isn't true and of course I don't…

You just know they're going to recast Slimer as Squirter. :(

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

We don't respond to requests on the invitation threads because it can quickly devolve into arguments, but usually if you haven't been added, its because we haven't seen enough activity on GT. We want to invite people who want to be part of the community, not just people who will be a part of it only if they can…

[fart noise]

If you believe in your cause then why do you have to impersonate an established commenter?

Lawyer here. You can't consent to harassment in an employment agreement. The harder question — albeit one not really presented here — is whether, say, a stripper or a sex worker in Nevada could sue for sexual harassment. The nature of the job, in very rare circumstances, might mean a suit couldn't be brought. But…

There are serious Title VII issues here. His lawyer better wake up.

In NO OTHER PROFESSIONAL INDUSTRY is it acceptable to let your workers be subjected to repeated, targeted pornography and violence. I have NEVER worked a job staffed by the kind of people who would stand idly by — it would be one fat lawsuit after another up everyone's asshole and an HR nightmare, to boot.