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You know, I really don't find her body that unusual by model standards. Plus, she doesn't need photoshop to create her look - she just paints the lines directly onto her body instead. Check out how she's used fake tan to create a concave stomach. You can do the same thing on your legs to make them look slimmer.

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She is lying about not having had plastic surgery done. A few years ago she was on a talk show with a "real life" Ken, and she was talking about the plastic surgery she has had. This is a youtube link showing pictures of her before and after...

I highly doubt a four-year-old is designing paper versions of celebrity gowns. That said, these are very crafty and she is very photogenic.

I read this somewhere (Huffpo?) today and the mom said she did the bulk of the work; this article implies the 4 year old is actually making these. Still very cute girl (I want your hair) and cute concept.

correction: "4 year old's Mom makes celebrity gowns out of paper"

Oh oh, plus Sleepy Hollow! Two black ladies (one of which is the lead) and a black man in the main cast.

Can we talk about the flats part? I seem to recall hearing every man on the planet whining about how, sure, heels are sexy and all, but also soooo stupid and impractical and how tired they are of walking with us when we wear them. But flats mean I don't want to get laid? Pray tell, menfolk, what footwear should I

I can't help anyone who doesn't understand the divide between the editorial and advertising sides of the media they consume.

Not Madeleine, perhaps, but some of the commenters and the perpetually offended internet hive mind which demands a blood sacrifice almost daily.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

It would be funny (albeit still gross) if the kid were actually into it. Last summer when I was swimming at the river with some friends I met a kid who said he would bite the head off a live crayfish for 5 bucks. We took him up on it and damn if this kid didn't murder that crayfish on the spot. We paid up while his

How many times has someone written a comment exactly like yours on a story like this? How many "drunk losers" or "bad apples" are we supposed to hand-wave as isolated incidents?

yeah. keep burying your head up your bum and ignoring ALL THE WOMEN WHO HAVE PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED THIS because its too uncomfortable for you to be a decent person.

I would absolutely love to see a picture and short description of yourself before I read another word of your drivel.

I sure love his accent.

I'm not sure I really want to get in on this conversation, but here goes anyway: a lot of people can't afford better. Fresh produce is expensive in terms of both time and money, and it's great that you have committed to eating only these, but many people are stuck with canned, processed, and frozen because it's the

That's funny, because I was just thinking the exact same thing about you and your opinions in this thread. I'm not saying you aren't right about a fair amount of this, but christ, dude. I think you'll find if you can tone down the LOLZ I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU vibe radiating from your posts, people would probably

Devolving? It was a straight up mess from like 3 episodes in. I'm just glad they FINALLY told us what the 7 wonders are. Ryan Murphy just cannot keep it together!

It's Ryan Murphy - isn't descending into a sloppy mess to be expected?

I love this theory for the twist it gives, but I don't know if it makes much sense. Why would Myrtle want to kill them all? Fiona is the only one that gains anything from that (30 more years in power until the next supreme). Orrrrr maybe there's a totally out of left field reason (very possible for AHS) like she's