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My god, flabbering is my favorite word now. It is kind of gross that it makes me think of sour milk (that's clabber).

Someone from GT should become the Emily Post of the 21st century: "Thigh Fat Flabbering and Other Tribulations: Etiquette for the Modern Woman."

Oh, that and the dreaded Thigh Clap. I decided a long time ago that farts and queefs are nothing to be embarrassed by or pointed out and laughed at since we all do it and it's just a thing our bodies do. I don't get all the societal weirdness around it.

But put me in a dress with bare legs and have me sit down quickly

flabbering.

You're a cunt.

Well I guess since you added that frowny face you aren't totally soulless...

I'm sure his 15 year old daughter is real proud of your puns. I've said this before, but I think it bears repeating. Remember before kinja, when this site's comments section wasn't filled with assholes?

"Do you even bow-hunt? Do you understand the physics of a compound bow?" is going to be my new best thing to say in every argument, ever. Thank you for inspiring it.

Do you even pubmed is my new go to condescending question. The disdain was dripping from that comment.

Her fitness level is inferior as per measurements to compete in that scenario based on a breakdown of athletic profiles across all major sports that were based on war games. I wrote a paper pointing this out in every detail when that was the trending media topic, analyzing every aspect of each person. Do you even

That cat is a horrible singer but OMG ITS SNUGGLY LITTLE FACE. I will call him fuzzy britches and we will be best friends, once it gives up it's singing career because that isn't going anywhere.

Her whole "it's all about the music" is such bullshit. Really? 90s cat bikini? Giant cat in space backdrop? Yeah Miley, it's totally all about the music and not the attention, at all.

It's so crazy to listen to Party in the USA and this song and realize what smoking has done to her voice

I understand your point but I would think that the witches kind of get their powers naturally. They all had some sort of powers before they even arrived at the school. The way I understand it is that as they get older, some of them have other powers that come by themselves ( see Madison setting fire to the neighbors

I wonder if they need a window.

She should've screamed at them "I LIKE THE NEW DOUBLE-HUNG MODEL FROM ANDERSEN!"

As a mom I totally get Jennifer Lawrence here. It's exactly like trying to focus and wrangle a group of four year olds at a birthday party. Only she has to so this all the time. I get a year to recover between birthdays.