You just wrote one metric fuckton of words about a Kardashian.
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Early 90s. I remember because my stepmother was pregnant and had insane Jack in the Box cravings. My father would pick up food for her, and people driving by would roll down their windows and yell, “DON’T EAT THERE, YOU’LL DIIIIIIIEEEEE.”
Chris Traeger would hate Rob Lowe, and Chris Traeger isn’t even capable of feeling hate.
Oh I have such a better story than even that.
Case of mistaken identity I'm afraid. But thank you!
Crap. I didn’t realize I’d selected so many pictures with my phone. Sorry for the barrage! I meant to post two.
I AM THE MURDERCORN
I’ve posted it twice in replies to other people on this thread. You should be able to find it if you view the whole thread with Kinja set to display pending comments. We’re all trapped in the grays, unfortunately, so my replies aren’t all easy to see.
I always need one more before I go to sleep.
No, that’s not his name. And I hope Bigfoot ain’t fucking around with animal sacrifices and black candles and shit because that is just straight up impolite, at minimum. Have some goddamn decency, Bigfoot.
They are terrifying. I love them to bits. There’s six parts: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm…
My uncle wasn’t even phased by it. His reaction was basically simple annoyance that he’d been pulled away from his important cases over some dumb trees and a few hacked up deer. If I’d been there, I would have burst into tears and pooped myself simultaneously.
I just spent a glorious hour reading the terrifying stories someone linked to on reddit about all the creepy shit a Search and Rescue officer supposedly encountered during his career. And I suddenly remembered something that used to scare the piddle out of me. And I’m gonna talk about it here because it stands a…
You’re the third burner to bug me today. Fuck off. I’m not getting involved in this shit.
Fuck off, burner.
The word can actually only be pronounced via interpretive dance.
It has 47 Ns and a silent G.
It’s spelled “whatevar.”
Actually, I just checked the OED and the mostest correct spelling is “lazerrrrrrrrr.”