Neil Degrasse Tyson called me and told me it’s totally spelled lazer. Except he said “totes” instead of totally.

I'm pretty sure it's lazer.

Rose McGowan didn’t complain on Twitter about sexism in Sandler’s script notes. She complained because the script notes instructed her to read the script before attending her audition (and she later emphasized on Twitter that this was indeed specifically the thing that pissed her off—nothing whatsoever to do with…

I totally understand the innocuous benefit of things like read receipts for texts and emails, but I bridle at the use of them. I’ve had a few abusive, obsessive boyfriends/stalkers who felt like I owed them knowledge of my whereabouts or every action, and it’s left me with an OH FUCK NO knee-jerk response to anything…

Hey, gerbs, what's shakin?

It had never even occurred to me to do this to someone. Now I must hover in a totally non-weird way near my enemies, patiently waiting for the moment when their eyes become dry and they turn to me for aid.

Eh, I’m gray everywhere. I was one of the venerable old commenters of yore here, but Natasha VC kicked me to the grays a few months ago for a harmless joke about... guh, I can’t even be bothered to rehash it, it’s so dumb.

Of course he has read receipts turned on. What a control freak this jerk is.

Holly’s portrayal of Kendra wasn't always flattering, but it was surprisingly sympathetic. I came for the Kendra hate, and went away from it feeling like she'd been depicted with a lot of depth and empathy overall.

Kendra’s just mad because Holly revealed that Kendra’s dreadful goat bleat gunfire of a laugh is totally fake and engineered to always make her the loudest person in the room.

The best thing are people who still have those bumper stickers on their cars.

It's sad that you have to beg for mercy.

I'm going to barf on her behalf.

THEY LOOK LIKE FEET SWEATERS. WHO WOULDN’T WANT SOME GODDAMN FEET SWEATERS?

The Pills N Potions video, IIRC.

According to the laws of Foofypantslandia, I am required to post this on all articles about Sarah Palin.

No, I totally get the intention, and it’s a tactic I used to use in my own writing until various beta readers and critique partners kept pointing out that it’s visually confusing more often than not. I appreciate that the intent is to force you to read/hear the words with the exact rhythm the writer wishes you to.…

Sentences broken up with periods are incredibly jarring to read. My brain judders and goes nnnnnnngghhhh when it tries to parse something like “People. Literally. Died. because of this name.”

Not fallingy enough. Needs more stairs. Seven flights minimum.

I hereby sentence her to death by paper cuts from marriage licenses for gay couples.