Is it weird that I’m finding it oddly comforting to play this over and over? Maybe I’ll go to sleep tonight with a soothing robotic voice saying “smush... smush... smush” in my ear.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? NOW IT’S GOING TO BE ALL YOUR FAULT

Aww, Elliott Smith’s tattoo.

I am so goddamn tired of evil white men. The kind who go on killing sprees, and especially the kind that do everything in their power to ensure our country is blanketed in readily available guns. Fuck evil white men right in the empty holes in their chests where their hearts should be.

Bullshit. Comepoppet is the top comment now, but it was wall to wall glee in here before. Though I don’t even know why I’m bothering answering anyone who starts a comment with “um.” It’s the fedora of internet commenting.

God bless Jezebel and its commenters, slobbering all over this image with no self awareness whatsoever.

It was not actually this ridic last time, and it was fucking ridic the last time.

That's fascinating!

Cool! Can you give us a few examples?

That's like straight out of Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler.

I love discovering the reasons behind my reactions to things, and have often wondered about this sensation. I often wondered if it was happening because I was subconsciously processing something emotionally intense triggered by the music, but it’s interesting to know it could be for an entirely different reason.

IMPORTANT:

The more important question is, can the fourth season be erased from my brain?

I want my yard signs kissed and my babies autographed. Kidding, kidding. I've been sterilized for the good of humanity.

Best comment I've read in ages. I adore you for writing this.

Would never stop watching.

Cheese turtles ride when the picklewhistles blow. Toe jam tornadoes will be the death of us. I prefer my unicorns slightly toasted. Oh how the corn dogs mourn!

Science called and told me to tell you YAWN.

I have watched this video approximately 2,000 times. I will report back when I have watched it so much my eyes fall out. FOR SCIENCE.

I would like to kill whoever thought of this with my boobs.