You have to be juuuust the right amount of snarky. It’s all in a very delicate balance—like vaginal flora, but with more Kardashians.

Oooh, you’re not the first to rec this, which must be a good sign.

Oh man I WANT TO READ THAT.

I am assembling a lovely list for myself. Thanks!

Aren’t we all a little surprised it didn’t happen sooner to a wicked old thing like me?

I’ll check it out. Thanks!

Thanks!

Oh I am all over that sucker.

I was on my good behavior before. To hell with that. I’m going to careen around here like a coked up toddler.

Wow. I got booted to the greys? Are you kidding me? Okay guys, don’t ever jokingly call Jezebel a “Kardashian site” instead of a “Rihanna site” because these writers take that shit seriously.

I am dying for a good book—either fiction or nonfiction—about the behind the scenes activity of a reality show. Anyone got recommendations?

That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.

I'm just following you around, saving them.

This paragraph just gets more pathetic as the ages increase.

“I can’t stress this enough,” she told Jezebel at the time. ‘The wider point here is the gamification of the harassment of women.”

Oh my god, I think you and I have to be best friends now.

Embrace it. Eventually the shame fades and you just go numb.

I liked it for its meanness. And its eye makeup.