MARC JACOBS STOLE ALL MY UNDERWEAR AND MADE ME GLUE GUMMY BEARS TO A KITTEN

Actually, I take it all back. Post a video of you with a shoe on your head and I will believe you're not crazy.

OH EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW. YOU SPAM JEZEBEL WITH LINKS TO YOUR BLOG FOR ENTIRELY NORMAL REASONS. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.

You mean the ones clearly written by a crazy person?

On a scale of one to ten, how crazy would you say you are?

That was one of the most hilarious examples of delicate Jezzie fee-fees I've ever seen.

I literally tipped my head back and cackled uncontrollably when I read her comment.

But honestly, it actually hurts my feelings when you say that most Jezebel readers are trolls and bad feminists.

Ooh! New Twitter friends! I'm @saraterror

Someone please hire me to shoot people with water cannons for a living. Please. I will do such a good job.

I'm sorry to hear that. It's so very hard to treat pelvic pain. It's an area doctors still don't understand that well, and it's one of the most complex and debilitating parts of the body to have issues.

I miss that era of reality TV so so so much.

Is she really? I must admit I have googled many members of the cast to see what they're up to now, but I hadn't looked up ol' Floor Pooper.

YES YES YES YES YES. Tiffany Pollard is one of my favorite people on the planet. I love her unreservedly and with utter sincerity. She is fucking fabulous.

That had never occurred to me! Do you know if they'll assist someone even if they're capable of working full time?

I'll probably never completely recover, but I've made my peace with that. I've learned to be very grateful for what I have. :)

Probably. I've looked into them, and I'm interested in getting one, but I think they're usually pretty pricey, right? I'm perpetually drowning in medical bills, because YAY AMERICA.

Me too!!

Awww, thanks.

You didn't sound hostile to me at all! I completely understand your curiosity—sitting disabilities are things that most people have never heard of, unless they know someone with one.