Sure!

As someone with a sitting disability, I can confirm that it is absolutely torture.

As someone with a sitting disability—which is hell, sheer and utter hell—I cannot fathom how a person would willingly do something to their butt that makes it unusable for anything other than pooping. It's impossible to appreciate how crucial the ability to sit is until you've lost it. I wouldn't wish that kind of…

Katy Perry talks more shit about her peers than any other pop star. And worse, she seems to think she's superior because she's got a crucifix dangling between her whipped cream spraying boobs.

Now THAT is not too much to ask.

"Foot-stomping, toy-throwing temper tantrum" applies to a significant majority of Jezebel's articles. The people complaining about negativity on Gawker Media articles are doing the equivalent of writing letters to the National Enquirer protesting its trashiness. Needless snark is the nature of this beast. It isn't…

"How dare there be negativity and snark on Gawker Media! I thought Nick Denton was supposed to be a puppy-and-backrubs dispenser!"

I, on the other hand, wondered it in a completely mean spirited and diminishing way. Because FUCK SCIENTOLOGISTS.

Uhmigod I LOVE THIS

I prefer the sarcastic "EVERYONE KNOWS LARGE WILD ANIMALS LOVE LIVING IN THE EQUIVALENT OF BATH TUBS, AMIRITE?"

I've had a great deal of fun aiming snarky tweets at Seaworld whenever that ridiculous Blackfish propaganda promoted tweet crap shows up in my timeline. Which happens at least once a week.

I did too, which made me feel extra-cheated when I watched this piece of runny shit.

I thought the exact same thing about Retta's character. But I'm not a woman of color, so it stands to reason that I'm going to be dense about something like this.

I disagree with the idea that no one reads anymore, but for sure we need more Octavia Butlers in the world, since she's kind of dead.

Do you like Octavia Butler? She will always be the queen of black women in sci-fi for me.

My husband and I couldn't stick it out for even five minutes. It was a total crapfest.

Respectfulness is anathema to the Gawker Media ethos. If you want to read respectful articles about people, you are so very much in the wrong place.

The sleeves are to die for. I just want to burst in out of nowhere and snatch that thing right off her. I'd be shrieking "MINE! MINE!!!" as her bodyguards took me down.

For the first time ever, I'm actually glad I'm too disabled to wear pants.

Sorry. I'm too good for your comments. I have no choice but to dismiss someone of your clear mental inferiority.