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It's so weird to me that you'd say they're overloading their plots this season, and call season 2 out as a good example of not doing that. Season two felt like they just shotgunned ideas all over the place with every single episode. They were still introducing new plot lines right up until the very end. It was

IT WAS SO GREAT I CAN ONLY WRITE ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS.

"The gerbils of the supernatural boyfriend world" is cracking me the hell up.

Spaulding hugging the scarecrow is one of my favorite moments from this season.

Who hasn't misplaced their Frankenstein boyfriend from time to time? They're harder to keep track of than car keys.

Murder Vagina! That was my nickname in high school.

Oooh, that's a good twist.

Yeah, I can't figure that out either.

To be fair, she didn't do much in this episode. Her powers were useless against the zombies, and her only other magical feat this week was some sneaky shit.

I think he might be a run-of-the-mill sociopath. I'm totally digging that Cordelia's vision has been replaced with sight of an entirely different kind.

On Clashtalk today, we discussed how awesome it would be if Madison's corpse lost a few more limbs, and then gets resurrected by Misty Day. She could use her telekinesis to command various random objects to act as her arms and legs.

If the contest were based on wardrobe alone, Myrtle would be the clear winner.

I thought Myrtle also acknowledged that she'd done it as well. My understanding is that she was framed, but guilty nevertheless.

No way. Chainsaw Massacre witch totally won this week.

I will allow it.

Babies are assholes. It's only fair.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN.

Attention new mothers: Your baby looks like a flying monkey that bit into a particularly sour lemon. Get over it.

Charisma Carpenter was the WOOOORRRRRSSSST on Angel. She should have been fired for her inability to act.

Connie Britton's hair is my spirit animal.