If Amanda Bynes was doing anything besides holding her nose and gagging while eating the vile punishment-sludge known as split pea soup, I agree, she was being weird. That's the only normal way to eat split pea soup. There are no other ways.

I won't lie—a stay-at-home-mom with a big employment gap is going to have a tough time re-entering the workforce, and my heart goes out to every single one whose resume I see.

Speaking of "being a mom is not a job," it pains me so, so very much when we receive resumes at my staffing company from women who include their time as stay-at-home moms on their CVs like it was a job. They always list stuff like "budget management" as one of their responsibilities, as if it somehow translates to…

Rubbing one's ass with a Rihanna ticket seems to directly undermine the purpose of wiping at all. The point is to remove shit from your rear.

Imma pretend she's laughing as she dips his costume into a bucket full of pee. Only way my brain can handle it.

As someone else pointed out, revamping characters is a tradition as old as comic books themselves. Some people like that; judging from the replies you've received, you appear to be in the minority on this.

On behalf of other nerds, go for it, Andrew! Exploring existing characters in a new light is fun and interesting.

Speaking of which, Anthony Bourdain burned El Beebo: "That chef should have put his foot up that young punk's ass."

Abusers always try to manipulate the opinions of outsiders as a way to increase pressure on their victims. I like to lovingly treasure the memories of my abusive ex-boyfriend's increasingly nutty attempts to guilt me through my friends by telling them things he hoped they would pass along to me, after I left him. My…

Mixed metaphors are a requirement for Palin-speak, but you forgot to drop the g at the end of "running".

Also, I think the title of this post should be changed to "Sarah Palin Teases a Senate Run Because She Likes Money and Attention."

Damn double posts!

I am compelled by law to post this gif on any Sarah Palin article. Yes, it might just be Foofypantsia law, and not US law, but I am obligated to be a good citizen, nevertheless:

I am choosing to believe that Bieber insists on wearing pants like that for monkey-smuggling. But not monkey-snuggling, because INAPPROPRIATE.

I will be starring this comment until the end of time.

Same. I want Jezebel to do one of those fashion crowdsourcing posts, so we can find out what they are. Love. Them.

Or an alpaca. Because you could fit one under there.

Racism.

Of course you would! Like a rat hitting the feeder bar for another pellet. I think Denton spoke disdainfully of gamification once, but it truly is a great motivator.

Agreed and agreed! I quit after the second season, and my husband and I have talked more than once about how when they started doing storylines off campus, it was a sign of the writing weakening. It's much more challenging to think up plots that are contained on-campus.