Supposedly, cumulative starrings bump you into the black, eventually. I think all of our profiles should come with a graphic of a thermometer, like you see at charity drives, so we can watch it fill up with our starrings until we reach the threshold and break out of the grays.

This comment is the first time Community has made me laugh in ages.

No, I'm gray. I can't promote anyone's comments out of the grays now either. If my comments are black in this thread, it's probably because I'm the OP, and when I wrote the original comment, I had yet to be turned gray.

It was full of promise once, but that promise is gone, and it's time to let it die with some tiny shred of dignity still intact.

You could just tell that Saatchi's open letter/divorce announcement in the press the other day was an abusive tactic, and surprise, surprise, IT WAS.

Double post. Ignore this.

Donald Glover will only appear on 5 of the 13 episodes of the upcoming season of Community.

This gorgeous photo by Toni Frissell (a gigantic copy of which hangs in my living room) will alway be the first thing I think of whenever I hear Weeki Wachee Springs. I look at it whenever I need to feel calm:

Don't hate me, but I kind of dig the top two. The middle in an impossible-to-wear-anywhere, fantasy kind of way, but the top in an edgy accessory for an otherwise elegant and subtle office-appropriate dress way. That thing could be fun.

I find that knock-knock jokes are best when one jokes with a vagina.

I'll take Math Republicans Do to Make Themselves Feel Better for $300, Alex.

So true.

Typical GOP: ignoring the will of the voters.

In a minute, my comment will actually collapse in on itself and turn into a mote of dust; that's how pointless it is.

I'm pretty sure the most pointless attempts at discussion are those where people strive to tell others that their conversations are pointless.

Exactly. Bieber would totally get a belly ring. I mean, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS PANTS?

Surely I'm not the only one who finds the Bieber belly button ring believable. (I almost wrote "beliebable" until I remembered that I didn't want to have to shoot myself after publishing my comment.)

Please don't ever feel like a bad feminist for disliking a crappy summer movie.