I mean, how cliche is it to make a female comedy movie and put a wedding in the center of every conflict?

You are not alone. Bridesmaids stank (but I do appreciate that it produced a great "are you fucking kidding me?" gif).

I agree here in my armchair that it seems pretty obvious he's personality-disordered, though I'm not sure which flavor he has. But it's pretty clear he's toxic.

I shudder at the thought of the rage he directs at his loved ones behind closed doors.

British media is known for its particularly toxic brand of tabloidism, so I assumed it was a reference to that.

Lot of news making me feel slappy today.

Durrr. The money isn't in the beanie babies themselves, but rather in their blood, which is an essential ingredient in the Elixer of Youth. And THAT shit goes for so much on eBay, it would make your head spin.

Don't worry; she doesn't make good books.

Heathers is always worth a hop into the pop culture time machine.

"I love my dead gay son!"

I can't believe I forgot about that groundbreaking role! The most remarkable thing about it was that if you played it in reverse, it became an equally convincing portrayal of an up escalator. Far too few actors and actresses take the time to craft performances that make as much sense played backward as forward.

She couldn't play an exit tunnel. She seems to have no idea when people want her to go away.

Jennifer Lopez will play coal.

Tomorrow night, Empress Foofypants's keyboard guest stars on a very special episode of What Will Courtney ru;aoeita bieogfg werh o Next?

Don't miss tonight's titillating episode of What Will Courtney Rub Her Boobs on Next? starring MsVS's corpse!

You are SO brave and SO strong for doing this. And your children will be better off, whether or not they adore him. That adoration would have faded to something terribly complex and poisonous as they got older and witnessed—and fully understood—your abusive relationship dynamic.

I envision some sort of game show. What Will Courtney Rub Her Boobs on Next? Will she rub her boobs on the Statue of Liberty? Will she rub her boobs on a mountain lion? Will she rub her boobs on a confused Walmart greeter? Will she rub her boobs on an ice sculpture of even bigger boobs? Stay tuned for next…

Courtney Stodden got enormous boob implants "for the first time." She looks forward to doing something sexual with them.

I can't fathom how black the depths of my rage would be were someone to turn my father's suicide into a fashion spread. My mind can't even begin to wrap around how intensely wounded I'd be by something like that. I wish someone could take the greatest moments of despair, pain, and degradation in the lives of those…

When I am president, Jerry O'Connell will be required to wear a tiny orange bathing suit every day. (I know, I know, "President Empress" is a confusing title, but we'll all get through it together.)