[Obligatory "I just blue myself" Arrested Development reference.]

I agree. It looked like silvery-gray powder on my monitor as well. I want to know how to make blue blue eye shadow work.

You are crazy. Shower-sex is an exercise in dreadful awkwardness. Shower-making-out, on the other hand, is a delight. Unless you happen to be the making-outer who doesn't get to stand under the water.

I never remember to wash my eye makeup off before bed, but that's fine, because it's like waking up every day to a new Rorschach test on my pillow! Today, it was a picture of a butterfly trying to kill my mother with a fork.

It's bad when your stalkers are athletic. Ideally, you want someone very sedentary and out of shape to stalk you. Someone who will settle for crooning to a doll of you they made by gluing yarn the color of your hair to a sock, not someone capable of swimming two miles.

What you are describing is a hallmark trait of PTSD. If you have encountered trauma, you should consider this as a real possibility.

Do you have PTSD?

It strikes me as extremely logical to have those nightmares about someone who would do that.

It should probably come as little surprise that I love your name.

My response to this article is more of a reaction to the rampant lionizing of his memory in general.

I know, and it drives me nuts.

Sigh. Sad emails about Michael Jackson emerge in court: he was "an emotionally paralyzed mess riddled with self-loathing."

I screwed up Clashtalk's URL today and want to shoot myself. Clashtalk is now Sasstalk due to my stupidity, and can be found at sasstalk.kinja.com

I agree. This was a really fun way to utilize the annotations feature.

The taste is too sweet and the mouthfeel too damp and heavy.

Anatomy lesson for the day: Republicans' assholes are located here.

That gif is all the FUCK YES ever.

I am NOT a weirdo!

I am kind of in love with Claire Bowen.

Perfect comment/username combo.