I found that Bynes video genuinely disturbing.

Radioactive spider venom.

Meritxell, come to Clashtalk, we missssssssss yooouuuuu.

Given that he has a "head like a novelty condom," it seems like Kryten from Red Dwarf really deserved a Fuck, Marry, Kill nod.

Doctormariozine: Commonly prescribed to relieve pain from repetitive motion thumb injuries. Most widely reported side effect: plumber's butt.

Side-eye: The body's natural response to being placed in close proximity to Kris Jenner.

Attention women of Arkansas:

Please just seal your stupid vaginas shut, so we don't have to keep obsessively trying to legislate them.

Love and chaste kisses,
the fine lawmakers of Arkansas

Earrings double as ping-pong paddles for those pesky emergency tournaments.

I wish you had said it in a church lady way, because Terry Richardson always makes me feel like this.

Oh no! You're covered in annotations, Jon! Quick, remove your clothing! I'm sure that will get rid of them.

The pensive expression of a man perilously close to going into Foofypants withdrawal. DON'T WORRY, JON, I'LL SAVE YOU!

I'll contact the clubhouse mods and let them know you need some help getting signed up.

The latest in fashion that belongs strewn across my bedroom floor.

Empress Foofypants' patented Sploosh Cream could clear those frown-lines right up.

There are a couple things I'd really like to do all over Jon Hamm's face, but I'll settle for annotating.