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Esmerelda Foofypants
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Oh, what a pain that's got to be! Just getting my liquid liner cat eyes done symmetrically takes tons of time and corrections (and copious amounts of swearing).

Lots of drag queens pluck their eyebrows down to little bits of nothing. Not all, but plenty.

Did you even read her comment?

One of my best friends in college was a drag queen, and he taught me how to identify queens out of drag by their telltale nearly nonexistent eyebrows.

Bahaha! I did that once. I was in seventh grade.

What were the serious tattoos you regret and the joke tattoos that you don't?

What a crock of shit. The bees are disappearing, the ocean levels are rising and global warming is destroying the environment, a lethal stew of super-bugs and antibiotic-resistant bacteria is brewing as we speak, and water shortages and peak oil are poised to rip our world apart in a storm of war and deprivation.

I'm still afraid of my basement after the last round of Jez ghost stories, and that was five months ago!

I will motherfucking cut a bitch for some cupcake shoes.

Awesome.

Did you stick the gun rack up your ass? Is that what you decided to do with it? I'm just trying to figure out why you're so pointlessly crabby.

HA!!!

Because it's too late to edit my comment, let me just add here:

My impression is that the project ended up getting so much attention (and, consequently, support) because of the way it's riding the wave of the women-in-tech issue, which is a topic that's steadily receiving more and more focus in our media. The mom also tweeted the hell out of it (possibly somewhat violating

SARCASM, DUMBASS.

Good job, internet! Now let's see if we can find some asshole puppies to kick!

I love you.

You should Google it for us to find out. I'm afraid to.

If that's what incest face looks like, I hope more people come down with this condition.

I have no idea, but I'm dying to know. What if I have incest face? Do they make some sort of ointment to fix that?