I accept.

Uh, maybe when they actually contribute to the deaths of over six million people who share the same racial background. So, basically, never.

The real racism in sports:

Exhibit A:

Granny Kessel is in it to get riggity riggity wrecked, son!

I read the article, buddy. Poll numbers do not equate to statistics. The money is there. The black players remain there.

I guess you’ll just have to watch time tell the tale.

Sometimes the best Kinja just doesn’t win.

Hopefully the ladies at Harper’s games will be more careful in the future. It’d sure sting like hell if they caught a jerked donger in the eye!

“If you feel the Bern, you’re gonna get lit.”
—Bernie Bros

Edit:

Maybe boxing was really something back in the 1930s, but that was so long ago as to be irrelevant. Most importantly, boxing’s decline wasn’t due to the dangers of the sport. It was that the capitalists realized there was much more money in team sports like football, basketball, and baseball. Boxing has never…

Youth and college participation is going to drop “quite a lot?” “Fewer athletes to compete for the same roster spots?”

Maybe boxing was really something back in the 1930s, but that was so long ago as to be irrelevant. Most importantly, boxing’s decline wasn’t due to the dangers of the sport. It was that the capitalists realized there was much more money in team sports like football, basketball, and baseball. Boxing has never been the…

I haven’t seen a man who could crank a Dong with such a combination of grace and power since Kris Evans!

Me (after reading the title): Where’s the Dong?

Me (after reading the body):

as the sport becomes more of a niche thing like boxing.

Feckin’ gobshite.

So all America has to do to end football is become a Christian theocracy? Aren’t we pretty much there?

For every time someone has watched a player’s concussion without boycotting the NFL, God adds another vote to Trump in the general election.

Jesus Christ, we’ve brought this on ourselves.

It’s like trying to ban the Gladiators in Ancient Rome. Ain’t gonna happen.

Even more difficult than banning the Gladiators actually because it’s driven by much more than the public’s desire for violence and entertainment. We’re talking about trying to put an end to the multi-billion dollar industry that is the NFL.…

seizing two comforters, a fitted sheet, and a flat sheet for evidence

Another idea: all red-eye flights should be baked the fuck out! Amirite?