You’re right, it would be very racially demeaning for Kevin Love, a white a man, to insinuate that Lebron, a well dressed and thoughtful black man from Ohio, dressed no differently than someone from the impoverished state of Mississippi, because to make such a joke would be to draw upon and reproduce a horrid legacy…

while you’re making toast next, can you drop the toaster in a sink full of water and have at least one body part in there too?

No.

I cannot fathom why you spent so much time writing his.

Granny Kessel is in it to get riggity riggity wrecked, son!

WHAT ABOUT MISSINGNO!!!!!

Ingrahm knew what she was doing. She’s a shrewd troll and she knew exactly what she was doing. I’m sure she was thinking “it’ll be so fun to make those dumb liberals mad” but then somewhere else in the back of her mind she was like “so what, yeah, so what”

too real

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

Kobashi has only used this 3 or 4 times. Fucking batshit crazy. I wish Misawa wasn’t such a bump-machine because it’s stuff like this that lead to his death.

you win.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

RIP # 54. You were too white for this world.

That sucks for #54 and his buddies. They were just looking for something to do until lacrosse season starts.

At 6’11” and fifteen years old, he’s already a bigger man (literally and figuratively) than Dwight Howard.

Whoever is in charge of naming these college post season football games is getting really lazy.

On the plus side, three Seattle-area families are finally about to get their kidnapped children back.