Damn it, you idiot. +1

Even Whitney Houston would have been impressed by seeing a line taken like that.


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I knew those moves looked familiar

Don’t forget the dress socks!

Thanks for being one of the few writers that shows some journalistic integrity, Anna. Always enjoy reading your work here on the Slit.

Oh my. That 4th goal. So cheeky.

If you really want to know.

Agreed with all that except for the last sentence, and I am him.

What do you know? Another Gawker site perpetuating police hatred in honor of their Black Lives Matter predilections...

More accurate.

No one is “put out” by missing a Browns game.

Most of your comment stands, but look at the data about who is “more likely to be shot and killed.” There is no racial disparity in the percentage of fatal cop shootings of suspects.

Would have been a better comment if your username had been AllLivesMatter...

Like a log rotating within the porcelain throne’s vortex.

Really, Delonte in the 3rd tier? I heard he and Gloria made it in the lower bowl...

This article is such clickbait. The moth was in no way the cause of Cristiano’s injury.

Also, Movies/TV Shows featuring Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy together:

Dempsey should play because he can still actually score goals for the team regardless of how his style of play has changed.

Well played. You’ll be the first one I put on the other side of the wall.

I know this is Deadspin and all, but I’m going to hold off on making a joke until we find out for sure whether this guy survived the night. That was scary.