High time one got burnt by a Christian.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Amateur

“You can do that?”

Since the Dodo is extinct, Australia need another large, flightless bird to love.

Found the incel!!!

This is a fine typo. Have a star!

He is definitely already one of Philadelphia’s top 10 celebrities.

And there’s something rotten in the crisper drawer, if you know what I mean.

Hey, it’s not like he killed anyone, right?

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

Then how do you explain NBA players being able to dunk without being lit on fire?

White people. They think all squirrels look alike.

“For real, that’s not his moms tho?”

Fuck outta here. Most of us can see past blind partisan bullshit. Most of us called out President Obama and the most egregious parts (Foreign policy entanglements, Drones, Immigration) of his administration. Not all of us are Partisan hacks.

I guess for Nathan Peterman that’d be safety?

Man, must be tough to be continually harassed like this.

Please polish up your grammar, use punctuation, when you address your betters, commoner.

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.