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Are the French really “weirdos?”

1983 -2019"

Just quit. 

Lol. Well done sir.

Oh Teddy, I dont know you but I'm fairly confident that I would hate you.

This is great. 

Could it be that...and I’m not jumping to conclusions here about Aussies...could it be because......... hes white?

Kevin Spacey eh? That works on two levels!

If you can find the video clip of the micd up second base umpire, please do, its fucking hilarious.

Ddoes anybody else see the irony in a stadium full of guys that definitely wear tiny tiny speedos to the beach calling other men homophobic slurs?

If you cant sack him,  dick him.

Mr Dakich, your steelworker family members aren't tired because they are currently laid off.

Now he can just slowly kill himself through alcohol, strained relationships, regrets, tobacco (not likely but still), and a high cholesterol diet like the rest of us. Yay America!

Honestly they should just combine the Jaguars and Titans into one shitty franchise so that they could act like they have a full sized fanbase. Put them somewhere in between (I havent looked at a map lately) like fucking Tallahassee.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

I look forward to NFL adopting this idea so Big Dick Nick can lead the Jaguars to victory on national television 

So I’m supposed to feel bad for a guy who was more emotionally distressed from getting paid millions to suck at coaching football than when his mom suffered from crippling dementia?

This is the kind of stuff I need in my life. Thanks Dan.

I hated Carson Wentz on Shameless when he fucked Fiona while his brother was passed out, then made her violate parole. ..that's him right?

I never thought I'd live to see the day where an Irishman becomes violent when he drinks. What a shame.