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The Emperor's Neaux Pants
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I have the dog for you. I introduce to you the 2019 Tidy Cats Litter Eating champion.

Wise words from a dumb guy.

“We’re not idiots.”

Little did we know that the HR. Derby had SPECIFICALLY asked Magic Johnson not to disclose any information concerning the details of this derby before its airing. Mr. Johnson will no longer be included in future derbies

This has to be Magic’s fault. It takes either a very ignorant or very arrogant person to immediately leak the details of you’re meeting knowing that Kawhi puts his privacy over everything and specifically requested there be NO INFO leaked to the press.....

Bbeing that I only watched Marlins games when they played the Braves, it took me at least a full season before I realized Giancarlo Stanton and Mike Stanton were the same person. I am not proud of this

Agreed. Only people who truly love baseball can understand that nostalgia from seeing a half empty field and empty bleachers.

Not to mention he was the cutest little butterball in the history of children.

A British guy talking about etiquette is the most British thing ever.

THIS is why I always scroll through the comment section 

Apparently the clippers, in an effort to match the Lakers strategy, sent Kawhi to speak with Donald Sterling. Unfortunately Sterling panicked when he saw the large black figure ringing his doorbell and called the police. Looks like the Lakers are now frontrunners.

I once saw a pregnant stripper bumming a cigarette. Have you?

Hey! Washington DC also has a proud history of crack smoking Mayors. That could imply he wants to be a wizard.

I get what your saying. I think the reason people are making a big deal about it is how it was handled and how James Dolan had made it pretty clear that they were clearing market space, trading Porzingis, specifically to bring in top name free agents. Only once the top free agents clearly showed no intention of

I agree with your logic on that in almost every scenario except the one the Knicks are currently in. Desperate times, desperate measures.

Bhahahahahaha. Sure bud.

This is a legitimately great statement. So true.

This is fun.

Just saw this article where James Dolan is already trying to act like they basically passed on the opportunity to acquire Durant saying they weren’t interested in offering him a max contract. Lmao.