Bringing an overly sensitive superstar who will have to rehab for a year or more before joining forces with an all star point guard with a track record of sabotaging team chemistry to play in the most brutal media market in America. NBA Finals 2021 here we come!

Sadly if they wore that to a giants Dodgers game, theyd be assaulted by...both fans.

Religion jokes clearly offend him. So apparently that makes us garbage people

How is the view from thy pedestal?

Exactly, how dare they come speak to me of the NEW testament! Ya I’m A JINO. Jew in name only. But youre right. It’s all the same stories, just different characters.

I guess that makes up for what is under the helmet.

A few things here.

To be fair, his new team has some sick uniforms.

Darren Collison, coming to a doorstep near you! I look forward to telling him I'm Jewish and not at all interested in his fairy tales.

Even if that weren’t a ridiculously offensive statement, the idea behind it is just plain wrong and proves this guy doesnt have the slightest clue about how addiction works. As someone that’s been sober for 3 years, I can firmly tell you that no amount of “parenting” from my parents or anybody in my life was going to…

Nothing like going to the restaurant capital (capitol?) of america and choosing a chain restaurant. But hey, all you eat breadsticks are hard to beat.

I dont know why this is what popped in my head but being 7 foot tall and not a millionaire pro basketball player must blow. Especially going shopping. Any shoes your size in there? Doubtful. Pants that dont stop at your shin? Fuck no. On top of that, every person gawks at your gangly ass. Every 3rd person asks you if…

I am truly happy to hear that. It’s doing a lot for my straight little heart as well.

If they win the world cup, I want to start a GoFundMe me to create a giant fucking banner of this picture to put up right out front of the white house, close as possible to the oval office window. That would make me so happy.

That brought a single tear to my eye. Lol

Lol, ya that’s a better idea.

I learned very early on that you’re never supposed to wish death on anybody but fuck that. I cant wait for the day Trump dies. When that day comes, I'm buying a cake.

This gif will never get old.

I was really hoping that this was going to be an article from The Onion. Jesus. Lebron has a couple loyal bums that he tries to bring with him everywhere. I wouldnt be surprised to see James fucking Jones sign once/if the Suns fire him as gm. I swear Lebron single handedly expanded James Jones' playing career by 6…

Kawhi or Kyrie. It's like there's a beautiful girl in front of you but you're not sure if she's going to kiss you or knee you in the nuts.