Wow,public officials love to reward themselves for doing there fucking jobs after something awful happens. I was a junior at Virginia Tech when the shooting occurred. I vividly remember in the weeks following it, the dean and the chief of the campus police on TV patting themselves on the back on how they reacted to…

Im just checking to see if I am finally out of the greys.

History of sexual assault. Check.

As I've grown older and have a wife of my own who was endured child birth, I've come to understand that women are generally tougher than men. I endured combat and certain intense training in my 20's but you couldnt get me to give birth. My wife took that like a fucking champ lol.

If Modesto can have the Nuts and Utah can have the Jazz, then, damnit, Grand Rapids can be the Chubs.

Olympics brings us all together as humans. Yes, I distinctly remember that touching moment when for 90 minutes, ISIS members laid down there arms and refrained from beheadings and raping Yazidi wives, while American troops put down their arms and landed their drones to join together and watch as USMNT took on the ISIS …

Jesus, I had a DUI charge that was reduced to Reckless Driving as a freshman in college where I blew a .06 and 15 years later Ive still have had to explain myself in certain interview situations (Full Disclosure, These have been jobs that require Security Clearances). How the fuck does this guy get to progress to the…

So Charlie Ebersol created the 30 for 30 on the disaster that was the XFL and then said “hey, you know what would be great? A fucking professional football league not named NFL.” Jesus.

You are the Wayne Rooney of kinja. Not always the top comment, but it is always pretty damn good.

He would will still bring him just to tryout vs 3 other kickers from 43 yards out with the entire team and staff watching.

Lol, this is good stuff. Wait til he starts shaking himself off. 

You do know he is a veteran catcher, and you have heard of satire, right?

As a Canadian, he will now go by the name Shohei EHtani.

I ignorantly made a joke before reading the entire article. Now I feel like a dick and want to apologize for not being more sympathetic, instead trying to get a laugh (which I also failed to do). As a player for a college baseball team in the ACC, I had my jaw broken by a pitch during my redshirt sophomore year. My…

I sat at a cookout last weekend with a friend and his buddies listening to these successful, white men praise Donald Trump as if they were homeless, living in shacks before he took office. One of them actually said that he was the best president ever. Fuck these people. The south is awful.

My friend used to spend his high school summers working for his dad’s company pumping septic tanks. One day after finishing pumping a tank, he laid the hose down to walk over to pull a lever that closes off the truck’s tank. Instead, he hit the lever that empties the tank and,as hoses are known to do, it started…

THIS....is why you don't EVER carpet your bathroom, people!

A close friend of mine who was a high draft pick for the Marlins in the early 2000's told me Miguel Cabrera had manboobs bc he didnt properly cycle his steroids and testosterone. This has nothing to do with anything, I just like bringing this up.

Want to know the dangers of a foul ball?!

Holy shit, he does look like M. Night Shyamalan! Thanks for that. I just lol'd while the rest of the office was quietly working harder than me.