How in the hell is that the face of a professional athlete? Jason Vargas looks like he picked up baseball after his pearl jam coverband disbanded. 

I can imagine that Oriole asking me to pull his finger. 

Before we even begin altering the logos of our bird-named franchises, we must first take care of the most poorly named franchise in professional sports...the Utah JAZZ. I firmly believe that no jazz musician has ever even traveled to the state of Utah. I suggest a more aptly named franchise like the Utah Poly’s or the…

I just remembered from reading this that the Mets hired a fucking agent as GM. I cant imagine how infuriating that has to be for any career baseball guy, say a player turned coach, to have to take instruction on in-game decisions from a fucking agent. Haha. That being said, most baseball guys are morons. Theyre Just…

Might as well just keep this article as a template for the arm injuries of future young pitchers that throw heat. Pitchers throw so hard at so young, while playing year ‘round as amateurs. It's almost physiologically impossible for them not to eventually tear a UCL. Especially when they're drafted out of high school.

Only if there's a bathroom clause amended to it.

+1 You, sir, are the Michael Jordan of historic putdowns.

It's HERBIE Mcgoo!

The cop was relieved and even holstered his weapon once he realized that the suspect was, in fact, not a black guy.

What Does Kawhi Leonard Want?

I nominate West Virginia, my birthplace as its own region..We shall call it Opiodia.

Nobody who actually wants me to come to said dinner. That's who.

Im looking forward to Google technology that blocks any forwarded emails involving a stupid ass joke from aunts/uncles/that one employee who thinks he/she is funny as well as auto-deletion of any emails that involve fucking chain letters. Until then my reaction is meh.

The best part is that they dont even have to turn down a visit from Mayor McCheese to the White House. They can go visit Trudeau and eat all the fucking cold Tim Hortons they could ever want.

Trudeau will now treat them to all the cold Tim Horton’s they could ever want.

My sister got me to smoke weed when I was 12. That’s an accomplishment, right?

3 years from now (summer of 22), odds are that the Warriors teams that transformed the NBA will feel like a thing of the distant past. Durant will be gone. A slower, fatter Draymond will have been traded for a washing machine. Klay most likely will be gone. And there’s a good chance that Steph, having nothing left to…

So you're trying to tell me that Magary ISN'T the fittest guy at GQ????!!!

When Trump finally dies, I’m buying a cake.  

I find it absolutely unbelievable that Ichiro never hit for the cycle.. How???