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Harvey Weinstein calls it his 9pm business meeting.

Wait....do all Sherpas have the last name of Sherpa????

Gross. If he was this bad as an adult, I cant imagine what teenage Kellen Jr was like. You could probably break his sheets in half.

Every Brazilian National Team (men or women) of the last 15 years reminds me of recent Miami Hurricanes football teams. You know they have the top talent and the speed to beat anybody but as soon as things get tough or dont go their way, they just sort of fold. If Brazilians weren't so arrogant when it comes to their

Is there some misogynistic texing app that every creep executive uses to create the messages to their victims? Any time details come out about the creepy messages they sent, it always sounds like they were created by a horny 15 year old boy whose only ideas of what women want come from the porn hes watched. Its always

Why shoot the only likeable Red Sox player ever? Have they never heard of Curt Schilling?

I assume he also played for Urban Meyer

TL.DR?

You are a pioneer in the wikipedia game. Well done

We will apologize for Philadelphia when you take back Bieber.

I never said I would have done it differently. I said he crushed his dick and was obviously hurting and the CF wasnt there to back him up. But you can infer what you want.

As a former baseball player through college who now coaches, his is very similar to the problems you see in youth baseball. The only difference is baseball is an established sport created here. But like soccer, it is has become a rich kid sport forcing parents to shell out thousands of dollars for private instruction

Maybe nuclear radiation will explain why Jon Gruden is so fucking red.

Electrical failure? More like, he ran pretty hard into the wall, crushing his dick (cup or not) and probably taking his breath away. Yes, he definitely misjudged it but the bigger question is why the CF wasnt at least jogging towards right field to back up the RF when the ball left the bat. In any other level other

USWNT Complicit in My Thai Massacre. Amirite?

Thanks for the warning, good sir! Now if you could please make that a hyperlink so we can NOT click on it, thatd be greatly appreciated. 

Ya right, like women ever poop!

Most desperate slogan ever

There’s alot of different emotions going on in this one post.

Hey! HEROIN WORKS!!! In fact, it works so well that humans are literally willing to ruin there entire lives to get more of it. Show me another product with that kind of success rate. I'll wait...